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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!Submitted by Giridhar on 12th August 2007
In our life time 6 things can come at any time:1.love2.friendship3.money4.death5.illness---6.susu : isliye karke sona .good nightSubmitted By vijay kulkarni on 3rd August 2007
(Language: Hindi)Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai? SARDAR: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!!
(Language: Hindi)AASMAN ME TUM HO,ZAMIN PE TUM HO,HAWA ME TUM HO,JAHA BHI DEKHO TUM HI TUM HO.DOMEX WALI AUNTY SAHI KEHTI HAI"KITAANU" HAR JAGAH HOTE HAI.....Submitted By Narinder Singh
Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,Dr:PoTTI KHA!!!!
Last nite i had a dream abt U...I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not... I asked GOD:Why it is so???GOD replied:"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!
Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.Girl: Aur us dress ka?Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.
A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver...The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG....
A story with moralMy girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went there & found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexythan my GF. She whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, make love to me once" I turned around & walked to thefront door towards my car. Amazingly I found my GF standing there & she hugged me & said, "U have won my trust." Moral:Its always better to keep the CuNDuMS in the car & not in the wallet!!
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badalte
A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?Boy: Yes, I saw dad.
An old to Doc: Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.Doc: That's not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down.
Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho
Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
People who do lots of work.make lots of mistakes,People who do less work.make less mistakes,People who do no work.make no mistakes, People who make no mistakes.get promoted.
U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...!
A little girl to her mother: "Mom! i have come to know the boy next door have a pennes like a peanut"Mom: " Do you mean its little" girl: " No Mom! Its salty."
aik din aik larke na apne mummy ko dekha aur kehne laga dekho mummu aik hath chor kar cycle chala raha hooon thodi daar ke bad wo dubara wahan se guzra aur kehna laga dekho mummy main do hath choor kar cycle chala raha hoon thode daar ke baad wo dobara wahan se guzra aur kehne laga dekho mummy main do dantoon ke baghar cycle chala raha hoon
wife - suniye kya aap kitchen se garam masala la kar aayenge husband - magar yahan to nahin haiwife-- mujha pata tha tumha nahin mila ge is liya main pehla se la aaye baghwan !!!!!!!!!
Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata .
The world thineest book has only one word written in it"EVERYTHING" and the bok is tittled by "WHAT WOMAN WANT "
GIRLS 1970: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma taira intzar haiGIRLS 2006: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma WERNA DOSRA TIYAR HAI....
eik aadmi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi say yeh sisak sisak k marna theak hai ya eik dum.(BIWI)eik dum.(AaDMI)to apni dusri tang b mujh per rakh do.
The short man was chased by 2 policeman coz he usually steal "FRENCH POLONY", he ran to his home and hide into a babywalker.They knew that he he was there so checked the place until they give up.On teir way to the door they saw this baby in a babywaker the went to him and say"he is so cute, if we come back we will bring sweets,cakes and cold drink" he said with an adult voice "Dont forget to bring my favourite frnch polony"
Years ago i came in2 dis world naked & screamingMy goodness, now things have changed when im naked somebody else does the screaming.
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,and kills by his bills.LOVE : Loss Of Valuable EnergyWIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
Common Dialoug om exams & 1st wedding night-"Kaisa Hua"??"Acha Hua, thoda bada tha, thoda chooth gaya, aata tha per thik se hua nahi!!
Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.
Russians dugg 100meters and foundcopper cable and saidthat they hadtelephones 500 years agoAmericans dugg 200meters and foundoptical fibre and saidthey had internetfacility 1000 years ago.indians dugg 1000meters and didnt findanything and said thatwe had wirelesstechnology 2000 years ago
Aap main Aur Malaika sherawat main kiya fark hey?color? no. Pesa? no. daish? no. phir kiya hey. janab woh utne kapre ka kastoom bana leti he jitna aap naak saf karne k liye istamal karte ho.
When i Die , bury me deepTen feet down fast as leepPlace my Maths book on my headTell my teacher that i am deadplace my geography book on my chest Tell my teacher how i am at restPlace my physics in my right handTell my teacher nothing i understandplace my english book on my leftTell my teacher i tried my bestAlso tell my teachers not to cryFor they are those who made me die.
Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady neHello kiya,Wife- koun thi wo?Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.Wife: Kitni mari?Man: 3 male aur 2 female.Wife: Kaise malum?Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishtaafter a month he got a letter"mian sahib" iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein.
Ramlal, Bagwan say.Bahgwan mujhy dukh de,dard de,tension de, mujay pagal banady mery pachey kutty laga de.Bahgwan bat kat ker aby sale ek line mein kiyon nahee bolta tuj ko biwi chaie.
Secretary to Boss : sir aap mujhay 500 rupey day sakte hein main aapko kal dey doongi?Boss : yeh lo 1000 Rupay, abhi dey do ;)
Subjiwala: madam ye 500 kanote blouse se nikala hai kya?Madam: hann par kaise laga?Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muhabhi bhi khula hua hai!
Husband touched boobs andsung: Piyo glass full doodh,wonderful doodh.Immediately wife touchedhis penis n said: Thanda matlab CHOTA COKE!
a man wanted sex from his wife, and a wife refused and said that she was tired and gave her husband 50bucks and said go buy from prostitutes.he came back and wife asked where did u buy from?the husband said i bought from maNKOSI,the wife said yeses!!maNKOSI is greedy why I give her husband 4 free!!
Wives r Incoming CallsLovers r Outgoing CallsAunties r Tollfree CallsCallgirls r Roaming CallsNeighbour Girls r Missed Calls
Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with.Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!
young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent mangod replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married
BOY : May I hold your hand ??GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
Man said to God : Why did you make women so beautiful?God said to man : So that you will love them.Man said to God : But why did you make them so dumb? God said to man : So that they will love you.
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? Son: No.
Girls before marriage look like barbi DollAfter mariage beautiful DollAfter 1 year nice DollAfter 2 Years only Doll& After 3 Years panaDoll
Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
Life is like a P--nIS. Sometimes up somtms down, smtms hard smtms soft, smtms small smtms big, smtmms in smtms out. So enjoy da PE-iS....OOOps, I mean life.
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?A:About 45 pounds!!
PHILOSOPHY : small things hurt a lotExample : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin...
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I'll be yours forever.The guy says thanks for the warning!
girls.doctor mai apne jub hi kaprey otarti ho tu mujeh boht uljhan hoti hai kiya aap kw pass is ka elaaj haidoctor.yes mai light off karat ho tum kaprey uttaro. girl.yes doctor mai ne kaprey uttar diye hai per esse kaha rakho.doctor. yaha tabel per jaha mere rakhey hoi hai.
World'sSmallestresignationletter?Respected sir,I luv ur wife.
There are three wonders of a woman01. Give milk without eating grass02. Get wet without water03. Bleed for a week without going to die
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!Santa: Why don`t u cook something else.
Man said passionately: Will you marry me? My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say? She said nothing but a week later, she became his mother!
Three Ways of fast Communication1: Television2: Telephone3: Tell-a-women
Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar.Viru: nahi Basantiin kuttoke samne chaddi mat utarna.Basanti: Viru dar mat mainechaddi pahni hi nahi hai...
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye
Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann't smoke here.Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop.Sales Girl: we sell condom also but it dosn't mean you start fucking here.
What did shivaji say to bruce lee when he met him? tu karate me marathe.
Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey.Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho. Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji warna Fashion to yeh chal raha hai.
U r walkin in road. Grls r lookin at u & u r smiling smartly 2 them. U don't care any1. but OPPS u just 4got 2 close ur PANTS CHAIN again & have no underware!
Boys;Larkian pepsi ki tarah hoti hain,Jitna pio utna ziada maza aata hay,Girls;larkay juice ki tarah hotay hain,Jab maza anay lagta hay to khataam ho jtay hain.
Boy say 2girl "agar may tumhary brest daba kar bag jao to tum kya socho gee?"girl"to may socho gee ke aik pagal go poore car chala sakta tha sirf horan daba kar bag geya " hahahahah
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...
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Good morning SMS
May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace. Good Morning my love
I try to Beeee the best friend i can beeeee, so here u go, some Goodmorning flowers right to you from meeeeeee.
Knock!!!Knock!!! May I come into ur world???i bring no flowers,No cakes,But wishes to keep U fresh,Prayer to keep u healthy,And love to keep u smiling...Good Morning....
I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way to start my day
Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.
A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day!
Hello, wakup, Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!
Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!
The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you! Good Morning my freind
The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Gd morning
Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize its a brand new day. Good Morning.
The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning...
The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..
It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a good morning sms right back to youuu, Good Morning my Friend, HAVE A BEARY GOOD MORNING.
5 steps to a LOVELY MORNINGClose ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide,Feel ur heartbeat, & Say " Its too early. Let me sleep again."
No Shadows 2 Depress U, Only Joys 2 Surround U,Many FrieNds 2 LoveU,God Himself 2 BlessU,These r my Wishes 4U,2day 2morow & Everyday 2 u !! Good morning
Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits -LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I'm sharing all with U... Good Morning!
See outside the Window,Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,Birds Singing for U, B'coz last nightI told them to wish U G@@D Morning.
Wishing u................G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Nighthey, 4 in 1 SMS pack -I save the money.....................
Between a 100000 yesterdays& a 100000 tomorrows,There is only ione today and I would not let this pass without saying thx 4 being such a lovely frnd... Good Morng..............
With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning....
Dr's prescription for today.A cute little smile for breakfast.More laugh for Lunch,Lots of happiness for Dinner,Dr's fee... whole Day think of me....G@@D Morning...
New day new blessing.Don't let yesterday's failures ruin the beauty of today,b'coz each day has its own promise of love,joy,forgiveness..... Good Morning...
Wakeup & Wink those Teeny Weeny Eyes.Stretch those Inzy Winzy Bones,Wear that Jolly Winning smile & tell urself today is a beautiful day... G@@d M(:)rning....
All mornings are like Paintings:-U need a little inspiration to get going,a little smile to brighten up & SMS from someone who cares to color ur day...G@@D M@RNING.....Hav a Nice Day..
As the sky breaks into a beautiful Sunrise ...may GOD open the window of heaven to shower U lots of blessings...Good Morning...
Todays Thought: Try hard to get what u like (or) you will be forced to like what u get… Keep smiling always it increases ur face value… Good Morning and Have a terrific day…
These are just 16 letters yet they mean so much when warmly sent just to keep in touch.(>*<)T*A*K*E*(<<**>>) ;;''C*A*R*E*@$##(>>^^^<<)##$@ OF URSELF..$#%%Good Morning....
5 Steps to every LOVELY MORNING this year. Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide, Feel ur heart beat & say… Here I AM OH LORD, Embrace ME & be my STRENGTH TODAY!!!
Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not because they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!**Good morning**
Friend nahi to life waste,Salt nahi to food waste,Story nahi to cinema waste,Mera SMS nahi to tera cell waste...!GOOD MORNING!
MUSKAN AAPKE HOTON SE KAHIN JAYE NA,ANSOO APKI PALKON PE KABHI AYE NA,POORA HO AAPKA HAR KHWAB,AUR JO POORA NA HO, VO KHWAB KABHI AAYE NA...!GOOD MORNING!
HAR SAGAR KE DO KINARE HOTE HAIN,KUCH LOG JAAN SE BHI PYARE HOTE HAIYE ZARURI NAHI HAR KOI PASS HO,KYONKI ZINDGI KI HAR SOOBHA ME YAADON KE BHI SAHAARE HOT

SMS

Funny Sms
a complete solution of sms for worldwide mobile users
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"
can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????
terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy.
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.
PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master .
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
Last night, I wanted you, needed u so badly it hurt. I wanted to taste you, wanted you inside me so you could work your magic on me... but I couldn't find you...... you stupid asprin
I have a confession to make
ever since i met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night i see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST
Its INTERNATIONAL GOOD LOOKING DAY! send this to someone that you think is gorgeous, dont send it to me as I have had 100s already
Q: If a devil catches ur wifr, wat wud u do?
A: U can do nothin. If devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
Newtons Law of Romance LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER
Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. boy: it's very kind of you, darling, but i don't have any worries or troubles. girl: well that is because we aren't married yet
A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother". santa wrote back, "send me ur mother"
7 Angels come to me & asked for
the most
Inteligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Well Behaved
Well Groomed person
So i Gave them your address.
DEKHA

Kaisa oollu banaya unko
Girl : Mom, i m in love with a guy.. Mom shocked : How old is the boy & what is he doing Girl : 3 month & kicking happily in my stomach..
twinkle twinkle little star
tera boy friend gaya bazar
us ko mil gaya doosra pyar
ab tu beth ker makhyan maaar
Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....
Fuddu se yaad aaya
Kaisa hai tu..!!
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS!
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat
The more I learn the more I get to know,
the more I know the more I forget,
the more I forget the less I know,
so why should I be learning??
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.
Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
OH MY GOD! how did u find me?
Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and blood.
i cant stay for a second without u,
if u r not there i am dead
oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be …
one heart that would always beat for you …
You know Whose??? … your Own Stupid!!!
Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,
roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,
poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.

Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u
have never changed.

For me, you’ve always been…
a headache !
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ?
Mind u - it’s really very very urgent,
damn serious and very imp …
I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOK

paigaam

humne jab muhabbat ka paigaam diyamuskurakar unhone apna dil tham liyajhuk gayi nazrein meri unki is ada parkehne lage ab humne dil ka raaz jaan liya



mujhse

mujhse roshn huyi ek duniya magarkhud tarasta raha roshni ke liyemaine duniya ko baksha shaur-e-hayaatkhud tarasta raha zindagi ke liye



zindagi

zindagi yu hi guzarne lagikhwaabon ki duniya mein palne lagipatthar yahan khanjar yahan parkhaaron ke raaston pe chalne lagi samjhota bahut humne kiyaaankh fir bhi ye tapakne lagidard-e-safar koi milta nahitanha umr saari ye dhalne lagikaale badal haarke chillane lagekhouf ki bijli chamakne lagishishe ke ghar rahe kab tak salamat ab to pattharon ki baarish hone lagi sab ujda-ujda kuchh sudharta nahifir bhi ummeed ki baatein kyu jalne lagi



saaya

dushmann hai aur apna bana kar milta haidaldal hain aur raastha ban kar milta hairoop badalte rahna uski fitrat haipeetal hai aur sona ban kar milta hai kaise pyaas bujhayega vo auron kidariya hai aur pyaasa ban kar milta haijo bhi uski jadh mein aaya jhulas gayadhoop hai aur saaya ban kar milta haidil mein nafrat aur jabaan par meethe bolkaisa hai aur kaisa ban kar milta hai















chehre

jidhar dekho udhar badrang se chehre milengebisaaton par wahi haare hue mohre milengemod aayega dikhegi paas hi manzil magar paanv kaampenge tumhare raaste thehre milenge gufaon mein kaid hain aazaad hona chahti hainroshni ke gird lekin har taraf pehre milengereth ke teele mile pyaase ko hardum raah meinchala tha ye sochkar kuye wahan gehre milenge munaadi karte hain vo khushaaliyon ki us shehar mein jahan sab goonge hi goonge ya ki sab behre milenge



YE JO LADKI

YE JO LADKIYON KE BAAL HOTE HAI LADKO KO FASANE KE JAAL HOTE HAIPI JATI HAI KHOON HUM JAISE LADKO KA ISI LIYE TO HONTH ITANE LAL HOTE HAI



Meri dastaan

Meri zameen ko banata hai aasman koi,Hua hai meri muraadon pe meherbaan koi,Vo sunn rahi thi haya se nazar jhukaye hue,Suna raha tha use meri dastaan koi.



YE MAHOBBAT

YE MAHOBBAT KA RISHTA AJEEB HOTA HAI SABKA APNA APNA NASEEB HOTA HAIREHTA HAI JO APNI NAZRO SE DOORVAHI YAADO KE SABSE KAREEB HOTA HAI



Zalim ye Khamoshi

Zalim ye Khamoshi bejaan to ho,Ikraar nahi inkaar to ho,Ik aah to nikle tod ke dil,Nagma na sahi jhankaar to ho.

Bhool jao hume


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